Grand Marshall of the Coffee Pot

Grand Marshall of the Coffee Pot

The Grand Marshall of the Coffee Pot is the member in charge of the coffee pot in the office. Their duties include protecting the coffee pot, using the coffee pot, and asking the coffee pot how it's day was.

Becoming Grand Marshall of the Coffee Pot

To become Grand Marshall of the Coffee Pot, one must challenge the current Grand Marshall to a Duel of Caffeine. A Duel of Caffeine consists of the two opponents whacking each other with pool noodles on the quad at night while on-lookers chant "Cof-fee, cof-fee, cof-fee" in slow unison. Who ever gives up first loses.

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